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		<title>The outcrop with delusions of grandeur</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two aristocrats who thought they lived on the smallest island in the world were all at sea yesterday – after they were told it could be classed only as an outcrop. Lord Richard Long, 78, and wife, Lady Helen, thought Towan Island should be in the Guinness World Records book. But their attempt to register [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=73&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2,000 year-old calculator that just didn&#8217;t add up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was sunk with a wrecked ship in 80BC, found by divers in 1900 and until now has baffled scientists. But the secrets of the Antikythera mechanism have finally been unlocked – and scientists claim it is more valuable than the Mona Lisa. The device is a complex arrangement of more than 30 bronze gears, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=72&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man with barn fears goblin reprisals</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Rookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Norwegian man is refusing to demolish a condemned building, because he fears that doing so would incur the wrath of goblins. The building in question is a derelict barn, which belongs to Håkon Robertsen. Mr Robertsen was ordered by local authorities to tear down the unsafe structure in February 2005 – but he is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=71&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nude crack man in alligator rescue</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Rookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In further news of the misadventures of people who are naked, a naked man on crack was pulled from the jaws of an alligator in Florida on Wednesday. He was only saved when sheriff&#8217;s deputies jumped into the lake where he was being eaten, and wrestled with the alligator until it let go of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=70&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Explosive condom woman guilty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An ex-strip club worker has been sentenced after she admitted sending condoms filled with explosives in the mail. 49-year-old Kimberly Lynn Dasilva pleaded guilty to the charges of sending threatening letters and flammable material through the post. The &#8216;flammable materials&#8217; included condoms filled with a mixture of petrol and the Drâno drain cleaner – a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=69&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man stabbed in urination fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Rookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An argument between two men over who had urinated on a hotel door. The victim was 30-year-old Leonard Anthony Jr., who had got into an argument with Johnny Lewis Dunn over who was responsible for urinating on the door of his hotel room in Augusta, Georgia. According to authorities, the men got into a fight, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=68&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge of the killer fairies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Rookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget knife-carrying hoodies, people in the mid-17th century had far more dangerous opponents to worry about&#8230; such as spirits and fairies. Also, pitchforks, stools or even a trusty frying pan were the weapons of choice when it came to street fights, a newly unearthed burial register has shown. The document reveals the deeply superstitious – [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=67&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>South Park inspires philosphy book</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the TV show that deals with complex social issues such as gay marriage, ethics and identity politics in a thoughtful and compelling way. We are, of course, talking about South Park. According to a new book, the brash cartoon is not just about singing pooh and the record for the most swear words [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=66&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnancy sick note man fined</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A South African man has been fined for trying to claim a week off work by telling his bosses he was pregnant.27-year-old Charles Sibindana was found guilty at a magistrates court in Vereeniging, near Johannesburg, of using a forged gynaecologist&#8217;s note to try to persuade his employers to give him time off work. The note said [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=65&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fleeing thief stops to smoke crack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fleeing thief was caught by police after he repeatedly paused during the pursuit to smoke crack cocaine. The (alleged) criminal mastermind in question was identified as 45-year-old Perry Quinton of Stratford, Connecticut. According to police, he had been driving a stolen car and attempting to pay for petrol with cards belonging to the owner [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=64&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Series Horses Sexual Criminal get caught!</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/29/series-horses-sexual-criminal-get-caught/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A serial animal abuser has been sentenced after a string of sex attacks on a horse. Perverted Mark Woollen was caught with his trousers round his ankles standing behind a horse and engaging in a sex act with it. He preyed on the hapless horse, called Molly, and was spotted riding her around a field [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=63&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gun Christmas bauble under fire</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/25/gun-christmas-bauble-under-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Rookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you think of the festive season, your mind turns to happy images of joyful families decorating a Christmas tree in all manner of sparkling and prettily coloured items, like baubles and streamers and handguns. Okay, maybe not handguns. Predictably, they claim that it puts an &#8216;ironic twist&#8217; on the holidays. It&#8217;s not the first [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=62&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Is this Britain&#8217;s unluckiest man?</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/25/is-this-britains-unluckiest-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ever think life is being a little tough on you, just be grateful you aren&#8217;t John Lyne – who could well be Britain&#8217;s unluckiest man. &#8216;Calamity John&#8217; has suffered 16 major accidents in his life, including lightning strikes, a rock-fall in a mine and three car crashes. He is presently laid up again [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=59&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The life of Unlucky John</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This will hurt As a toddler, Mr Lyne drinks a bottle of disinfectant&#8230; Crash! Falls from a horsedrawn cart into the path of a delivery van, which runs him over Zap! He is struck by lightning while riding his bike Splash! At 14, John nearly drowns at Bridlington&#8230; Splat! &#8230;then falls from a tree&#8230; Thud! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=61&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mexican gang: &#8216;We&#8217;re nice, really&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/25/mexican-gang-were-nice-really/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The violent Mexican drug gang who earlier this year dumped five severed heads on a disco dancefloor have taken the unusual step of placing adverts in newspapers to improve their image. In the ads – which ran in slightly different versions in several newspapers – the gang known as &#8216;The Family&#8217; claim that they are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=58&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nude, oil-covered thief caught</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/25/nude-oil-covered-thief-caught/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For months, villagers in the Kampung Tawas area of Malaysia had lived in fear of the orang minyak, a dread creature from Malay folk tales who was terrorising their town. But now police have caught the demon – and it turns out that it was a naked bloke covered in engine oil. The orang minyak [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=57&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies sue police</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slow. Relentless. Known for eating people&#8217;s brains and leaving a trail of devastation and misery in their wake. Yes, zombies have always had a lot in common with the American legal system &#8211; and now, seven of the undead have filed a lawsuit against the Minneapolis police. The plaintiffs were dancing at a party in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=56&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thieves get off on the wrong foot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bungling thieves made off with a haul of expensive shoes from a designer boutique – all of them right-footed. They grabbed 20 shoes and boots from a display during a raid on Liverpool store Cricket, unaware the other halves were locked in a store room. Stylist Lorraine McCulloch said: &#8216;They have broken in and grabbed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=49&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Buttock fire video condemned</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/23/buttock-fire-video-condemned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 20:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a few weeks after a man in Sunderland was severely injured after putting a firework up his bottom, a leading safety charity has expressed shock at a video of North Eastern teenagers setting fire to their friends buttocks, which was posted on YouTube. In the video posted to YouTube – entitled &#8216;project crap #1 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=48&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Armed thief steals man’s voice</title>
		<link>http://oddthings.wordpress.com/2006/11/23/armed-thief-steals-man%e2%80%99s-voice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 20:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 65 year old man was left speechless on Monday, after a thug stole his voice at knifepoint. The un-named man, who uses an electronic device to talk, had his machine snatched away from him during an armed robbery in an American bar. The robbery occurred at around 1a.m., as the man was locking up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oddthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=526433&amp;post=47&amp;subd=oddthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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